![]() John Kerry's indecisive and 180-degree hypocritical personality and voting record made him the perfect candidate to be the poster child for flip-flops, or so said Bill O'Reilly. Reports suggest that numbers may not recover until at least 2026. Many still talk of the dreadful pain and agony as the snow bit hard and finally eliminated fifty percent of the flip-floppers within only two weeks. Little did anyone know, however, that the coldest winter in more than twenty years would hit western Europe in early January 2010. Nothing, not even the risk of falling over whilst drunk, could deter them. Many Brits soon began sporting these sock-free alternatives, often irritating passers by by refusing to resort to actual shoes of any kind even in winter storms or spring rain. The fashion for wearing flip flops amongst students at educational institutions (colleges and universities) spread from the continental United States across the pond to the UK. The trend eventually died as rappers began to suggest the purchasing of large white basketball sneakers to their listeners, and everybody back then listened to Ice Cube we think. In fact, Ronald Reagan wore them as the Berlin Wall was being torn down. However, their popularity in the 1980s was astronomically ridiculous. Some blame the The Go-Go's, while others blame Tom Petty. Off to the Fail Whale with you, along with hairy uncles and cat ladies who wear sandals with socks in public. If you put sandals on with socks, you are weird. Sandals were not created to be worn with socks. But really Jandals stand for "Japanese Sandals". ![]() Some people who live in the hole known as "New Zealand" get confused and say "Jandals" instead. The term "sandals" is a derivative of the material used to make the soles of flip-flops, sandpaper. The same design is used for contemporary flip-flops. Instead, by using a thick sheet of sandpaper and some strings, they fashioned a form of shoes and called them "flip-flops". At least they won't have to live on Mars, because Australia already is another planet.įlip-flops were first created by poor people in the 1920s and early 1930s when the groundlings (another word for "poor people") couldn't gather enough money in-between their sofas to buy a pair of shoes. Not to mention the Aussies who think these are thongs and wear them as their national costume. We, in the USA will probably be living on the moon by then, which will still probably take 25 more years until they get up there with us.!!!!!! Of course the Chinese who make these things will already be on Mars. The rest of the English still haven't caught on, but tabloids predict flip-flops will become all the rage in Western Europe in about 2017. Due to England's astounding ability to be behind at absolutely everything(hense thewearers of the socks, they were only recently introduced to the Royal, who also wearssocks. If you're older than four, sandals.įlip-flops (also known as sandals, thongs, chappals) were a spiffy form of footwear in the late 1980s in America and became fashionable yet again in the mid-2000s by the sole efforts of John Kerry, except when the wearer has socks on. Dimensions: 14 x 10 x 3 in (cube), 10 x 7 x 3 in (half cube), 7.5 x 4.5 x 2.5 in (quarter cube).We’ve got you covered so you can have a stress free trip. They’re also great for keeping your clothes clean if your toiletries spill while you’re traveling. They’re great for any type of vacation so you can enjoy your trip without having to worry about your clothes staying dry. Water-Resistant: These cubes are made out of poly micro weave so they’re water-repellent.The two way zippered opening allows for maximum compression and organization. The quick grab handle makes traveling easy, whether you’re using multiple cubes or just one for an overnight trip. Convenient: Mesh top allows for breathability and visibility, so you know what’s inside at just a glance.This set includes three cubes of varying sizes that will last through even the toughest packing jobs. Durable: Made with ultra lightweight material so you can organize your packing without adding extra weight.
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